Think of your CV as a pick-up line…it can get you to first base or
it can mean that you strike out in the most humiliating fashion. It
says to an employer: hey, this is what I’ve done, this is what I
can do and this is how I will make your life easier. But remember
this: the only interview a badly written CV will get is with the
rubbish bin. So make friends with your spell checker, get a trusted
(and literate) comrade to read it and get feedback from others:
your parents, a tutor or someone in the industry who you know.
Or you can listen to us. Here are a few suggestions on mastering
the CV:
It’s now or never
Don’t procrastinate when applying for a job. Set yourself deadlines
as you would do when you were at school. Jobs don’t just magic
themselves out of thin air, it takes a lot of ground work. A hell
of a lot, in fact. Put in the effort or risk spending another
summer at the Quik-E-Mart.
Me, myself and I
Ensure that your CV has a paragraph detailing all your outstanding
skills. Pretend you are a used-car salesman trying to sell yourself
and then erase the cheesiness. Simply highlight your RELEVANT and
personal skills that are valuable to this job.
Go back in time
We agree with the experts and suggest listing your past/current
jobs/work experience/volunteer work from the present job and then
working backwards. Your potential employer probably isn’t too
interested if you sold ice cream at the country fair when you were
11 but they will be interested if you volunteered last week with a
leading company in a similar field.
Fire up the brain cells
Think about the job. Carefully. Consider how your skills and
achievements may fit with the position and the company and ensure
you get this information down CLEARLY in the CV. Include all
personal details and your job history. We like the format that
includes personal skills-job history-achievements-hobbies.
One CV Does Not Fit All
CV bombing is sometimes effective in that you can target a number
of companies at one time. But ensure that your cover letters and
even the CV itself is appropriate for each and every job. If you
send a CV out that is prepared for another job, your paperwork will
soon line the boss’ birdcage.
Short and sweet
Keep your cover letter limited to a few paragraphs only. This is an
introduction only and should highlight your core skills. Even if
you’ve done 1,001 things that you think conveys your suitability
for the role, save it for the CV or, even better, the interview.
Being succinct means you save your employer time when reading
through hundreds of other applicants. Which is a good thing.
Other clichés (And finally):
• Print our your typed CV on clean, white, crisp paper. No manky
coffee stains.
• Use black ink only, bold your headings but forget about using
naff fonts for “effect”. The effect will be that you won’t get the
interview.
• Keep your cover letter to one page (no more than a few
paragraphs), and your CV to two pages

• Mail your finished masterpiece in a large envelope with, if
possible, a cardboard background to keep it flat
• Keep. Your. Sentences. Short.
• Don’t big yourself up too much. Nobody likes a braggart. Least of
all your potential new boss.
• Don’t throw in everything and the kitchen sink. CVs are not
something that you just knock together. Take time to edit it and
make sure it’s suitable and includes all your successes.
• Learn how to use spell check and your dictionary. Bad spelling
and grammar will most certainly result in your CV being thrown away
and/or posted up on the company notice board for all to
ridicule.
• Don’t lie or exaggerate – no matter how tempting it may be. You
will be caught out and it could get ugly.
• Make sure you account for any gaps in dates. If you were
travelling for a year, make sure you include this in your job and
dates summary.
• Follow the directions in the advert. If the posting says apply by
email, don’t send a CV via post. You’ll be dead in the water before
you’ve even begun.
• Good luck!