Lincoln University Top Ten By Kt Dallimore

1.Who wants to be a £32 millionaire!! That's how flash our campus eh! It is worth a whopping 32 million squid!Pretty impressive if I may say so myself! We even have our own security guards!!

2.If I had to rate the nightlife in here I would give a 2-3 star rating out of 5. Some places are too overpriced,so you can be choosey. Actaully, you HAVE to be choosey!

3.The Union Bar - Delph Bar- is pretty cool, it is in the same building as the Sports Centre. Loads of comedy and student nights with cheap as chips drinks!

4.The Bullet magazine is almost as good as HELLO and Ok, minus the trash! Still good to put your 5p's worth!

5.Siren Fm Radio station is good too, but can people realise that it isn't a shout out to tell loved ones that they are the one!!! Good for a laugh though!!

6.If you are into pop music, like I am, then you will love the Pulse and Ritzy. The Avenue also does, but is more renowned for Hip Hop.

7.The Decor to the Avenue is pretty grim, don't be put off by it!! Just enjoy the music and get another drink down ya!

8.A major 550 bed develpoment is due to open next to the campus this year, so keep your ears and eyes open cos it will be like 5 star accomodation!

9.Eating out isn't the best I am afraid, there is pretty much McDonalds and Pizza Hut!!! MMMMMMM...very healthy!

10.If you don't want to be disturbed, you have come to the right town!Lincoln is a safe and and quiet town...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz